PGA Tour’s dubious ‘fifth major’ is really just another con job

Source: New York Post

Several years before NBC landed on the idea to try to make the onetime criminal/Crips associate/rapper Snoop Dogg synonymous with the Olympics — a desperate attempt to lure viewers who didn’t much care for the Olympics as an athletic competition — “The Simpsons” beat them to that punch.   The venerable cartoon show, steeped in brilliant social satire, introduced a character named “Poochie” — a sunglasses-wearing, surfboard-schlepping, cap-backward, attitude-enriched beach bum dog — and a genius mockery of TV shows desperate to reverse their decline.   Poochie was designed to be seen as a lame, last-chance attempt to stave off a network’s cancellation of a played-out show.