Florida man urinates on $10,500 worth of Spam and Vienna sausages at Sam’s Club

Source: New York Post

A Sam’s Club in Florida was forced to throw away $10,500 worth of perfectly good Spam and Vienna sausages after a man relieved himself on the canned meat. Patrick Francis Mitchell, a 70-year-old retiree, was spotted taking a leak in aisle 18, at Sam’s Club in Lady Lake, an Orlando area town, according to a police affidavit. He also urinated on some canned sausages — in total ruining 188 bulk units of Vienna sausages and 345 units of canned Spam Classic.