Madman wielding rifle-shaped bong inside grocery store parking lot locks down part of Oregon town: cops

Source: New York Post

A man waving around what looked like a rifle while screaming threats at people in an Oregon grocery store parking lot was arrested Friday afternoon, only for cops to realize the “weapon” was a massive bong.   “The object he was carrying turned out to be a bong in the shape of a semi-auto rifle,” police said, according to KEZI 9 News. Cops initially received calls that the 47-year-old suspect, Jacob John Daniels, was stalking the parking lot of an Albertson’s and a Bimart Membership Discount Stores at 12:21 p.