Here are the absurd excuses Knicks fans are using to play hooky for NYC victory parade

Fuente: New York Post

Big Apple Knicks fans are getting creative, cooking up absurd schemes to blow off work on Thursday for the NBA champions’ ticker-tape parade down the Canyon of Heroes. Some will call in sick, some won’t show up at work and hope for the best, while others will hope their bosses understand — but they’re not missing the massive celebrations for their hometown heroes. “I’m gonna start coughing on Wednesday, get the next fever,” TV studio tech Kenny Rosa said Monday.